Overheard today in the convenience store.
Flava Flave looking guy in white jean shorts: yeah you know, raccoon's good to eat too.
Russian Clerk: No, I don't mess around with raccoons anymore.
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- Sunny Haralson
- austin, texas, United States
- Sunny Haralson was born in a house of ill repute. After acing the first grade, she ran away to join the circus. At night, while the elephants slept, she learned how to spin and sew from the spiders. She made whimsical creations for the trapeze artists, who needed their outfits to be both beautiful and comfortable. Magpies brought her shiny objects to embellish the costumes with, if they sometimes accidentally brought an eyeball they'd plucked from some unfortunate, she forgave them and quietly popped it into her mouth. The circus, for all it glorious adventure, was often low on dietary protein. When she tired of circus life she retired and set out alone to the desert in a stolen hot air balloon. It's there, in a tiny FEMA trailer, that she writes her tell-all memoir. She steals ideas from the coyotes and writes them down with needles made from the giant cactus that guards her doorway. The UPS man never sees her face.
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