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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mom Jeans

Attention " dum dum" lollipop makers--when I peeled the paper off of your Mystery lolly, I did not expect grape. Grape is not mysterious." Communion" flavor, "Why is China So Mean" flavor dum dums would qualify as a Mystery lollipop. So would Grass, or Human skin flavor or Dog Food, or Ambrosia( what is that??)
Today I finally crossed over to high waisted jeans. It's hard to avoid feeling like you are wearing "mom" jeans when you are over 35 and a mom rocking the super high waist. I think I am pulling it off though. If you see me on the street and you disagree, let me know. The punch in the throat I give you will in no way diminish my gratitude for your feedback.
Last, why does the media beat every story to death? It's a big world with lots of stuff going on. The other day I saw a tree man on the discovery channel. A tree man! ( they were warts but still)
Give the Octo Mom a break. I don't care anymore, and besaides no I can only think of her surrounded by baby octopuses, hanging off her nipple, wearing baby ocotpus onesies. I don't care about her undersea fertility treatments. Go Away.