During an argument about whether Ruby's cookie would be eaten before or after dinner-
"Mommy you not being good. You not going to get any presents from Santa."
Me- "What if I ask Jesus?"
"No, youre not sharing."
Me-"Mommy wants a new pair of boobies for Christmas. Tell Daddy."
"No, Santa Claus is all out of boobies."
"Where did all the boobies go."
She gestures to the people walking down the street. "All dose guys got your boobies. Now Santa and Jesus are all out of boobies. You just have to keep your tiny ones."
Me and the internet
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