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Thursday, April 1, 2010

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They found an "oddly dressed" man outside of the Large Hadron collider in Geneva claiming to be from the future.He said he came back to stop the Collider from destroying the world.
"Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Then, the article said, the guy disapeared from his jail cell.